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LORDDDD HE IS SO FINE WHEN HE IS IN EMOTIONAL TURMOIL

RIGHT LIKE OH MY LAWWWD

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Advice of the day: if your man starts dressing up like this be careful

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STAR WARS: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE SITH — 2005, dir. George Lucas THE FALLEN ANGEL (1847), by Alexandre Cabanel

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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

elismor

These tags are the best tags ever:

#im pretty sure the op intended ‘jedi accountant’ to mean ‘accountant who does the jedi order’s books’#but im picturing a force-using accountant (who really should have been sent to deal with that naboo business)#suddenly stopping in mid-calculation and looking around like#‘i sense a great disturbance in the force’#pause#‘wait where’s qui-gon what is he doing this time’

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Qui-Gon: There’s been a misunderstanding. I didn’t *purchase* a boy, I *won* a boy by betting on a podrace. That I had him race in.

Jedi Accountant:

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down bad doesnt even begin to describe it

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Not only is Hayden a brilliant actor, he’s one of the most skilled athletes I’ve ever seen. He learned fast and is now leagues ahead of everybody. He is terrifying. — Nick Gillard

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Ahsoka - Part Five: Shadow Warrior (2023)

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WHAT A MAN

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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

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anakin skywalker + The Spin

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this will always be iconic

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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) Dir. George Lucas

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If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"

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penny-anna

saw someone describe Luke Skywalker as the 'bastard son of a sith lord' and i have to say i think Darth Vader would be VERY offended by that. like how DARE you imply Padme wasn't his wife??

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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith | 2005 Obi-Wan Kenobi: Part VI | 2022 Star Wars: A New Hope | 1977

lady-raziel

found this one in my meme archives and i think its my 2025 energy

adragonsfriend

It's always "the Jedi failed at this," "Anakin should've done that," and never "Darth Sidious is so good at his job, he deserves to get Sith Lord of the month."

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Are we talking about crusty musty palpatine??? Man fuck that guy

#star wars #darth sidious #darth vader #jedi

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grumfy

i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

subskywalker

Y’all ever think about how the entire star wars universe started because Anakin crashed out one time and Obi-Wan wasn’t there to stop him.😭

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