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Than these were most of the QT's

A wild MACHAMP appeared!

This tweet ends the argument between Roman and Logan about whether the pen or sword is mightier

-At some point Logan gets so fed up he makes the others do a DNA test with him just to confirm they are on no way related. He prints out the results and carries them with him at all times.

-Roman: *insert whatever side you want here* is super attractive tbh Random student: You look almost identical Roman: Exactly.

-Virgil introducing his friends: This is _____. Yes, we have the same last name, no we aren’t related. Yes, we look similar; we still aren’t fucking related.

-Logan used to rarely get confused with the others as he was the only one with glasses, but then Patton ended up needing glasses and picked the same. God. Damn. Frames.

-They all have incredibly specific outfits and color schemes to keep from getting confused with one another. Once Patton tried to shake it up and wear a black shirt and all day he got “Love the new shirt, Logan!”

-Adding on to the switching places: Patton and Roman do that a lot. They find it hilarious and every day people squint at them to see if they switched places again. Virgil and Logan can’t understand how people mix them up because they’re around them so often.

Teachers always mix students up - even if they don’t look alike

A teacher who just taught Roman, and now has a class with Virgil in it: “Rom-Vi-No. Patton? Virgil? …..Mr.Sanders!”

Teachers with 2 or more or ALL in class:

“So…can I say “Sanders 1, 2, 3, and 4-?”

All: “NO!”

(its really annoying when they do that)

“Haha maybe if one of you dyed your hair or something…That’d help haha”

“Can someone take homework for….whichever Sanders isn’t here today I’m not even going to guess”

“Lo-Vir-Ro-Pat….. I’m gonna point at one of you and will that student come up to the board please”

Logan is leading them into the class room and just stops. He then turns to the door and starts banging his head on it. Virgil is next and looks into the room to see what caused this. And just let’s out “WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE US!?”

Patton and Roman are confused. What’s going on? So they look around the two and that’s when they see it.

Right there on the white board.

Mr. Sanders

And there sitting startled behind the teacher’s desk is a man who looks like he could be their father.

Thomas looking so confused at a pack of teenage doppelgangers and being so lost about what to do. The whole class just staring at the lot of them and some brave soul works up the courage to ask if Mr. Sanders is related to any of the teen sanders only to get all five of them to answer back “No,” in unison in various tones of disbelief, frustration, and resignation. 

Thomas turns out to be pretty good at telling the boys apart and seems to gain their respect, making the group of unrelated Sanders grow to five as they all try and escape to his room when they’re bored or annoyed. They all groan when he reveals he has reading glasses, with the exact same frames as Logan and Patton that he doesn’t usually wear. 

logans real good at games

Virgil: Just like my heart.

*phone rings*

Roman: what’s up?

Killer: I see you…

Roman:

Killer:

Roman:

Killer:

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Roman: Why aren’t you two official yet?

Patton: *sputters* How does one work that?!

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Roman: Because brunch is the gayest fucking thing ever.

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Thomas: I get into arguments so much in my head and when the time comes I chicken out and don’t stand my grond.

Virgil: Whimp…

Thomas: Have you ever stood up for yourself?!

Virgil: No but I never had the confidence to even think about it.

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Roman: *singing Percy Jackson* It wasn’t dirty thoughts - socks! Socks! I meant socks!

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Logan: I sometimes wish I could eat a book and absorb the knowledge that lies within the pages.

Patton: Uh?

Virgil: Or get so many paper cuts in my throat I die.

Patton: No!

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Virgil: What is a good mental health.

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Virgil: I haven’t slept in 36 hours.

Patton: HONEY!

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Logan: Oh the weather outside is frightful. So I’ll stay at home and sleep now. The lights will be way down low, I’ll read and sleep and eat!

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Joan: Pronouns are overrated.

Logan: Excuse you! My hometown is - wait you said pronouns my bad. They are overrated.

Joan: You thought I said hometown?

Logan: Yeah…why did I get so defensive?

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Virgil: If I take a bath with my clothes on am I smart or dumb?

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Talyn: Bred looks fake. It’s a fake word. The government made it up. Conspiracy.

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Patton: *gets stuck on their bookbag and falls out of chair* Betrayed by my own comic bag. What a plot twist.

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Roman: *waking up from a nap* Shit my neck.

Logan: That’s what you get for sleeping during English.

Roman: Or the way I was laying.

around November I made galaxy sander sides icons, a lot of people liked them so I thought “hmm what about a pastel version of them?” so here they are.

fINALLY this only took me an eternity (oh god I still have to do this at least five more times plus other stuff for this au send hel- *static*)

A N Y W A Y

-All tattoo reference posts will be of the tattoos the boys have when they graduate high school- they continue to get tatted throughout their lives but we’re gonna start here :P -Logan’s chest tattoo is the one you’ve seen the most of, but just a reminder that it’s this. -I’ve gotten so many asks about his neck tattoo but I’ve been avoiding them because I thought “SURELY it won’t take me forEVER to finish Logan’s tattoo reference post and then I cAn JuSt ShOw ThEm” and so the moral of the story is I’m sorry I’m trash. -Logan’s tramp stamp is serotonin, dopamine, and acetylcholine because he is a nerd but he is a Sexy Nerd -His upper back tattoo is this because Logan is canonically an art nerd and punk Logan is a snarky art nerd (please read the whole post it’s super hecking interesting and also you can imagine punk Logan ranting at you)(I kind of want this tattoo now)(I love art)

I have no idea what I’ll be posting next (I have so many WIPs) or when (I’m so tired I have so much to do please save m- *transmission lost*) but as far as the tattoo references specifically I will be drawing them in the order I drew the punks! (So Virgil next, then Patton, then Roman, then Deceit) :P

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