hiii itâs đŹ anon from your other blog lol i had a thought but it wasnât necessarily smutty so now iâm over here! i was wondering what your thoughts would be on how the different haydenverse characters would be with a crybaby gf? like who would act annoyed but secretly likes it, who would eat it up and always meets her with open arms, who would tease, etc. also i hope you have a nice break, weâll miss you dearly!!đđ
how hayden & his characters would act with crybaby!gf? tw: established relationship. thank you so much, sweetie! i'm always happy to see anons from the side blog here <3 and i'll miss you too, lovies, promise me you won't forget me!
hayden christensen: he treats you with gentle condescension. when you have another meltdown over a reason you made up and forgot, he pulls you close, chuckles hoarsely with his chin resting on the top of your head, and squeezes you tight in his arms. "you're tired, lovie. you need to rest." and he rocks you in his arms, every single time.
anakin skywalker: he's a bit of a crybaby himself, so you two complement each other perfectly. he senses your mood through the fluctuations in the force even from a distance. he feels it when you're delighted by some nonsense ten parsecs away, or when you're overwhelmed and having a sensory overload, and he immediately contacts you on the comm to share your joy or calm you down.
james kelly: james' natural roughness often gives you a reason to pout and get upset, and james is bad at apologies, so he just teases you instead. he smears grease on your nose, starts tickling you and nibbling your ear, knowing you'll crack and laugh. "that's my girl." he never gets angry at you for your emotionality.
sam monroe: you annoy him. really, your emotionality and slight immaturity get on his nerves. his own temper is no prize either, but you? "for fuck's sake, you're such a crybaby. can you stop? people are fucking staring!" sam hisses angrily, pinching your arm as you burst into tears right in the middle of the cinema after a movie that wasn't even that sad.
scott barringer: scott likes that you're a crybaby. you're so cute and sensitive, he can't help teasing you. he's overprotective of you, constantly walking around mount horizon with his arm draped over your shoulder, and when someone tries to make fun of your sensitivity, like shelby, he doesn't hold back on the insults.
clayton beresford: you are the source of his headache. "you need to sit quietly for a little while, okay? just... be quiet." he doesn't look up at you because he knows you're already sitting there sulking, burning a hole in him with your stare while he prepares for a meeting. "you can't act like this." he says it every time, and every time his attempt to change your behavior ends with you being even more upset.
will beeman: he already has a child, so he knows how to handle you, and he knows how to keep himself in check so he doesn't snap at you. he loves listening to you chatter about nonsense after a whole day on wall street. his brain relaxes with you. and he spoils you, buying you anything that might make you happy.
stephen glass: oh, no. there should only be one manipulator and crybaby in the house, and it's not you. he reads situations well and usually doesn't let you get upset about anything, diverting your attention. he much prefers your optimistic and naive view of the world, because that way he gets to flaunt his pragmatism and intellect.
aj: you know what aj does, and you're constantly afraid he'll be thrown in prison or something really bad will happen to him, and he loves how you burst into tears and cling to his neck, all warm and soft, when he returns after a heist. "my little doll waited for me, huh?"
kurt matheson: trapped in a bunker with you, he has no choice but to deal with your sensitivity. but sometimes he feels like banging his head against the wall. in a confined space, it's easy to go crazy, and when you have another tantrum over the tasteless powdered eggs for breakfast, kurt can only growl something incoherent. but he can't bring himself to hurt your feelings.
jacob: "are all princesses this delicate, or did i just get lucky?" he needs opium. but in reality, if he's honest with himself, your openness to a hostile world, your ability to find joy in little things, and your compassion and empathy are what keep him sane. he pokes fun at you, but when you sob over him because he got hurt, warmth spreads through his body. "it's okay, princess. i heal like a dog."
