lovely ladies

since tumblr is getting deleted if you care to find me look to the western sky

the Gentle Alien and their unidentified creature companion have a system worked out

which is which

the answer is within your heart

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

HSHDJDJ

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

From the expressions on the other cats, this is unexpected.

The leaders of two rival gangs strike up a romance at the peace talks

there are whole trilogies that don’t convey as much as this single photo