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[A tea set sculpted by Kevin. The tea pot 🫖is in the shape of a wise grandmother elephant 🐘 , her spout is her trunk, her tail her handle. And the miscellaneous serving dishes are medium elephants 🐘🐘 they have a lid on their back, and the tail is the handle, and the trunk is the much smaller spout. The cups are her ELEPHANTLINGS 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 their trunks are curved as to be an extra support handle and the tail is the handle. Each of these items has little legs that hold it aloft enough for a tea light candle to be placed under it to warm your cup or teapot. The saucers and plates are mushrooms 🍄🍄🍄 with fat stems and curved tops that flatten. The saucers have a little indent for a tea light to be placed. The plates do not. The biggest mushroom, for wise grandmother elephant 🐘 to stand on, has a little button you can press to start a blue flame, magically stylized to look like water to blast her tummy to warm your tea. Kevin learned this spell from Showie, so it is safe and reliable.]

[a creepy fucking Garfield doll. Just the worst Garfield doll ever.]

[Spiced Apple Cider (hard) made by Kevin]

[Apple cider vinegar made by Kevin]

[a giraffe carved from wood]

[a beautiful leather bag. Kevin did a lot of leather working on it and it's beautiful and intricate but also sturdy. There are protective symbols embroidered into the leather.]

[An egg that looks and feels like a completely normal egg but when you throw it on the ground it just splats flat and then slowly reforms. Like that one pig.]

[Horrible little dolls of the jersey shore cast]

[a DVD from a different universe. It claims to be Scooby Doo and the Big Secret]

[bucket of pretty, cleaned snail shells]

[a miniature version of Party Afton. He's tied down to his sandpit (which in enchanted to not spill out) so he cannot escape his enclosure. If you listen closely you can hear him yelling angry things.]

[a spice rack of seasonings hand collected by Kevin from across this earth, and others. They are beautiful and rare, and delicious. The spice rack is hand carved from gorgeous wood, and the bottles are beautiful- they shine with rainbows when they catch the light]

[Wooden Hog. Carved.]

[An orb to sit on a coffee table. Within is a point in the ocean, part of a coral reef, but shrunken to a fraction of the size. Fishes 🐠🐟 swim through it, also shrunken down. This is made with Showie magic that Kevin has learned. The fish do not notice that they have entered your orb, and when they exit the bounds of it they return to the ocean like nothing happened. Water flows as normal. A little piece of the sea in your living room. The glass is enchanted never to break, even if your coffee table does. There's a carved wooden stand stylized like waves to keep it in place.]

[cool rocks she found around during her travels. They are spread out around a table.]

They are all in the arena field!!! I have them on tables. Also here is a feast of wild boar 🐗 and nutritious plants I have collected under Showies guidance. Delicious bread! Tasty dishes!!

Allllright . Got it

Allllright . Got it