sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

hope everyone’s titties are out on this good thursday

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

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Wtf should I wear to the living room today

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety