Crumbled up piece of paper

say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness

ever since i was a little girl i've known that i wanted to be romantically involved with a fictional man

hey (with the intention of brainwashing you into loving me forever)

a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners

typical "dad polishing his gun in front of the new boyfriend" scene when Damian and Anya grow up & start dating, only instead of Loid polishing a gun it's Yor sharpening the kitchen knives & she's genuinely not trying to be intimidating at all. She just sharpens the knives a lot.