guys i think im cursed

It's bite contains a neurotoxin and you're laughing.

Possibly due to neurotoxin

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.

The deadly blue-ringed octopus

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

well first of all i’m a freak pervert. So always keep that in mind