Amorphous Iero

Me, an intellectual: Holy musical B@man!

A bikini and sunglasses cost $110 in total. The bikini costs $100 more than the glasses. How much do the sunglasses cost?

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

“I had a black eye. I’d been in a fight the night before … I’d went into McDonald’s with this girl I had been dating, and it was late night and there was no seats. I asked this guy and this girl that he was with if we could sit at the same table as them. We sat down, and quite quickly he started being rude to the girl I was with, calling her names …He called her an ugly pig or something worse, and I said, ‘No you can’t, you can’t call her that. Get up.’ He’d been sat down the entire time so when he got up he just kept going. I realized I had to, at that point. I had to throw the first punch or else I’d look like a complete wimp. And I got batted. So I went to the Jon Snow audition with a black eye. I think that man who punched me in the face may have helped me get the job, so thank you!” (x)  

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

soft™

“The first time, what happened when you put your costume on?” (X)

id buy.