AMOR NON MORITUR

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

a gem, this is a god damn gem

Accept that you’ll sometimes be the bad guy in someone else’s story. Grow from it, forgive yourself, and move on.

This fucked me up.

That, my friends, is a portal.

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

that’s… frustrating

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps