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jeff bezos divorced...bill gates divorced...i'm sensing a trend here
they hate unions

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thesis : my girlbulge is visible in most â womenâs â clothes i wear antithesis : my girlbulge isnât usually visible in â menâs â pants synthesis : womenâs clothes were designed to show off girlbulge
this post was good y'all are just mad you donât have cocks
Concept: magical girl series that initially looks like itâs going to take a grim twist, with the whole team getting brutally (but bloodlessly) massacred in their very first monster fight â but then the team leader wakes up the next morning perfectly fine and is like âdude, what the FUCKâ.
Whereupon the cute animal sidekick is like: âOh, when you âtransformâ we transport your human body to the astral plane and replace it with a magical construct that your mind operates remotely. You were never in any real danger â didnât you read the orientation manual?â
Our hero is obliged to admit that she did not, in fact, read the orientation manual.
After taking a moment to process, the protagonist asks the question thatâs surely on every viewerâs mind: âIf my powered up form is a drone, does that mean I can customise it?â
The rest of the series is basically a lighthearted combination of recurring fashion montages with increasingly outlandish customised bodies and the team abusing their conditional immortality to do stupid hold-my-beer stunts while the animal sidekick frets about the budget.
any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion
âfrom flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexualityâ took me out
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one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they havenât already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like âiâll be straight with youâ. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys.Â
I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me âWhatâs in the closet, anyway?â and I automatically said âmeâ. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought Iâd see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent.Â
I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, âI thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.â And I said, âmy mother thought the same thing about meâ, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.
I knew a kid who saw my âLetâs get something straight: Iâm notâ bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen
I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever
i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like âunfortunately iâm very gayâ and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.
I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went âfuck yeah gay rightsâ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the âthis is homophobiaâ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.
I was in class one time and we were talking about allergies and someone turned around to me and asked âhow allergic are you to nuts?â
My friend says, âobviously not enough if sheâs bi.â the class lost it.
Once I was tidying up the stockroom at work and my coworker was all âyou straight back here?â My response of ânot even a little, but the stockroom is cleanâ made her lose it
I complained to my mom that it sucks that the first gender is free but after that you have to pay for them and she lost her goddamn mindÂ
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[ID: Tweet by @TamarPedsRheum reading, âMy 8 year oldâs homework tonight.â Attached is a photo of a worksheet with two printed homework questions, answered in a childâs handwriting.
The first question shows 6 beach balls, 3 of which are striped and 3 of which have stars on them. The question asks, âWhat fraction of the balls have stars?â The answer is worked out below in a childâs handwriting: â3/6 = ½ of the balls are striped. 3/6 = ½ of the balls are stared [sic].â
The second question depicts 7 cartoon children in various clothes and with varying lengths of hair. The question asks, âWhat fraction of the children are girls? What fraction of the children are boys?â The childâs handwriting below says â4/7 = 4/7 have long hair, 3/7 = 3/7 have short hair. I can not tell who is a girl and who is not a girl from a picture.â End ID]
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So often transphobes, homophobes, intersexists, and misogynists try to forward this idea that if we teach children about the true diversity of bodies and ways of existing (or even just acknowledge and validate their own observations of the world around them!), theyâll be confused, but itâs literally not confusing to kids. Itâs only âconfusingâ to those adults, and thatâs because theyâve wed themselves so deeply to these hyperspecific idealized binaries of gender and sex that anything that even challenges their ideology slightly feels like an affront to âthe way things should be.â
every night when i close my eyes before i drift off to sleep my brain torments me with visions of what my tumblr dashboard would look like if i were here in the late 1960s
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I figure out I had ADHD last year, but I didnât seek an official diagnosis and medication until this year. Iâm 30 years old, my school days are long behind me. I slipped through the cracks because I have predominately inattentive type and I was a quiet little girl. Having ADHD does not mean you have to be hyperactive and loud, it means you have a processing problem in your brain that doesnât allow you to regulate your focus or emotions.Â
Mental health even now is still taboo to talk about. People are more open now than ever about it however and that gives me hope.Â
This is a profoundly personal comic and it only reflects my own experience with ADHD. It is on a spectrum with a wide range of personalities. But if my story connects with someone else and helps them, that would mean the world to me.
Still working for a diagnosis. 38
So like I get that people have this issue with Star Trek taking so long to have a canonically queer principle character, and I get that people kind of take issue with there being a sort of âqualifierâ on Jadzia/Lenara as they were husband and wife in their previous lives, but I also feel like a lot of people donât appreciate how incredible this story was?
The Jadzia/Lenara story revolved around two characters who were forbidden from being together by the taboos and laws of their culture. And it wasnât just a metaphor - they actually used two women. This is a queer story about two women who arenât allowed to be together because of their cultural norms. Any signs of affection between them were seen as inherently wrong, risky, dangerous etc. Lenara works under the constant, watchful eye of her brother, who continually makes his opinion about his ~concern~ for her known. And eventually Jadzia has to choose between the woman she loves and the life she wants because she wonât be allowed to have both - if she begins a relationship with this woman, her life as she knows it is over and shew ill be ostracized from her society, never allowed to re-enter it. And every moment of it is believable and full of beautifully painful affectionâŚ
In 1995 they shamelessly presented a wlw love story complete with longing, affectionate looks, confessions of love, and kisses. And like Kira Nerys says âI donât understand how two people whoâve fallen in love and made a life together can be forced to walk away from each other because of a taboo!â Like⌠they werenât be subtle about this at all.
As for the âqualifierâ that somehow makes it less queerâŚ.? These two people carry the memories of a man and woman who used to be married, so I guess a lot of people saw this story as a second-hand het love story, but to me that was a really important part of the story because it presented this wlw relationship as totally equal to a het marriage. Their love is intense, believable, and on par with a male/female relationship.
Also, choosing to see this as somehow a second-hand het love story is, quite bluntly, transphobia.
There are tremendously unsubtle trans implications throughout Daxâs entire character arc, complete with multiple scenes that handle deadnaming and pronouns. For many trans people who grew up with Star Trek, the Trills in general, but especially in DS9 were a revelation. Dax is a character who everyone acknowledges once was a man, and who everyone also acknowledges is now a woman. Thatâs huge, and it needs to not be erased in the conversation about wlw representation in Star Trek in general.
A woman wanting to be together romantically with another woman is not het, regardless of whether one of them was once a man. Thatâs true whether the women are real or fictional. End of fucking story.
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So you donât have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:
1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.ďżź
2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.
3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.ďżźďżź
4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingersďżź and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.
5. If youâre lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeksďżź.
6. If your armâs dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.
7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.ďżź
8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.ďżź
9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.ďżź
If you're lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!
(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)
Thanks for adding another hack!
I used the humming one when I randomly started dry heaving today, and that shit worked so fast!đđź
A trick I have used often when I stand up too fast/start to see my vision black out is to quickly hold my hands up over my head. A doctor taught me this, it has always helped!
How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:
Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:
also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say âOh, my God, what is that thing?â and then scream and cut out his mic.
all youâve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh
Michael Collins is a HILARIOUS SPACE ANGEL and I will shout this from the rooftops every time this post comes up on my dash. He showed up at my school in Boston for an event and the first thing he said was âI just learned what the state bird of Massachusetts is. Itâs the upraised middle finger.â He followed up with âBuzz and Neil were bickering like an old married couple the whole time. It was nice to get some peace and quiet while they were on the surface. Forget being the farthest from all humanity, I just wanted to be the farthest from those two.â
Oh and letâs not forget his long and distinguished post-astronaut career in the State Department and as the director of the Smithsonian.
Reblogging again in memory of Collinsâ passing today. Godspeed spaceman.