MIRACLE

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

Isn’t this the same dude that adopted two puppies because he wouldn’t separate them?

yes and i think it’s cute that that’s what you know him from. his impact.

This scene changed my life

My new favorite version of Hermione.

Italy is the horniest country on the planet

Horniness is derived from proximity to the Vatican

Horniness is like a hurricane and the pope is the eye

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

These are 3 completly seperate emotions