can you fucking believe it?

apparently its miku;s birthday in japan and by the way miku is real and has feelings so make sure to wish her a happy birthday. she’s 9

hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)

quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

i am self dxed with stupid bitch disorder

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

someone: implies they are better than me me: Shut the Fuck up. Shut up. Never fucking speak again. I want you to never speak to me again. Fuck you you fucked. I’ll never want to hear your voice. Shut the Fuck. Shut your shitty fucking. Die and be quite. Do not speak ever. I will never talk to you again. I hate you. I want you to stop your talking. No yapping no speak. Shut you. Shut. I never want to see your mouth open. I never accept your disrespect. You hole shuts now.

h-hewwo and wewcome to my TED talk- *a steel beam falls from the ceiling and crushes me to death*

everyone talks about minding their business on tumblr and I reblog the posts and shit but I’m a fake. I’m the nosiest bitch on the planet I will beg for info I wanna know the full story with details

help! not enough ppl told me im perfect today and i caught on fire

I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)