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It’s a quaint little town is it not? I’m so glad youre here, sis! You get settled in already?

Originally posted by braverytattoos

You’re not fooling me, we both know that “quaint” is a word people use to describe something they don’t like but they’re trying to be nice about it. It’s not doing much to impress, to say the least. Well it’s not like settling in is hard in a place so small, walking from one side of the village to the other is a brisk 10 minute walk.

So you also followed family here? What a coincidence. Except i followed my ex with our daughter and not really followed more than agreed to make the change to live here rather than the island… Anyway, yeah I’m not really seeing much of the charm either. It’s really cold here.

Originally posted by jodielandons

Oh my, you don’t sound like a doormat whatsoever — I mean, no offence, first impressions aren’t everything, but that’s how that’s reading to me.

Maybe not then. You might have to ask them why you had to come along. 

Don’t get me wrong, this was entirely my own choice for my own valid reasons, but that doesn’t mean i’m happy with it.

Oh, you’re fun. I like you. I am old now I suppose and it’s the worst. Everything always hurts.

Okay, are we going to pretend that that’s not weird? Save the complaining for your next physical, i’m no physician and I also don’t really care.

I’m not really sure why your family chose to move here but maybe you could think of it as a new experience? You might end up really enjoying your time here. Newcastle isn’t too far away either and that’s a fairly big place.

Oh, i’ll tell you exactly why — my pathetically lovestruck eldest brother followed his crush with his heart and his dick up here, because fuck business, I just can’t fathom how it could possibly have been worth it.

Give it a month and I’m sure you’ll find the charm here that everyone else does. 

Charm in what, overpriced produce because it’s “local” and flat beer? Is it charming, or are you just all old?

Maybe they came here for a really great job?

So my brother could help the man he was fawning over run a pub? Yeah, sounds fabulous.