Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

self care is picturing yourself wearing a long dress whilst holding a sword at the seaside

I don’t want to hear what you have to say unless it’s both stupid and absurd

jesus had his palms gauged 

mood: a Victorian era widow who is suspected of poisoning her husband, wears a lot of lace, and lives in a gothic style mansion on the edge of town

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

Dam it it got better

S T O P

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

The last one got me.

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

Once I figure HOW to love and get over my emotional inaptitude… girl, you gon get it.

like half my personality is just symptoms