quick, sick rampage.

Communicate. Even when it’s uncomfortable or uneasy. One of the best ways to heal, is simply getting everything out.

zoey (at the beggining of the zoey 101 theme song): “are you ready”?

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes girl: *looks up* guy:

do women realize that….

“Beethoven is dead, Mozart is dead, Chaikovski is dead… But I’m still standing.”

once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base , turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!!! I shoved my dad's dick up my ass

imo we need to swap the phrase “no one will love you until you love yourself” with something to the effect of “if you dnt recognize your own value, you’re a lot more likely to put up with mistreatment that you dnt deserve”

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

someone: ahaha zoning out much? anyone home??? haha