I’m in fuerteventura and it’s hot. Haven’t check out the hotel yet we ate then went to bed at 10pm lolz

Genuinely, how do people take carry on only luggage for a week?!

All packed but fuck me how stressful I was 2kg over the 22 allowance so I’ve had to take out loads of clothes and put my crocs and towel in my backpack. My suitcase is 4.9kg when empty which is insane so I think I might invest in a super lightweight one for the next holiday.

Packed 14 pairs of knickers incase I shit myself twice a day

Talking of being winded, this reminded me when I went to a wedding in 2009. I bought some gok wan shape wear with boning in and I have never felt so uncomfortable in my life, after the church I went into the toilets, whipped them off and threw them in the bin. I let everything wobble and it was pure relief. Never again.

Just ordered 4 pairs of swimming bottoms and just found all my missing swimming gear in the loft 🙃

A problem I am finding with swimwear is I want to feel comfortable without like I’m being winded and don’t want camel toe

Going away Wednesday and I’ve just looked in a suitcase I got down from the loft and I cannot find any swimwear I wore in Greece in October or these sunlounger towel covers I bought. Where the fuck are they 🧐 going to have to get back up in the loft to have a look cos this is going to annoy me.

Saw one of my friends took her mum with her to find her wedding dress and I dunno about anyone else’s mother but I simply cannot imagine anything worse. I wore a strappy black dress this week because it’s been 30 degrees, no tits out just my arms showing and my mum said she thought I might feel too revealing in it 🙃 if o tried on wedding dresses with her I know I’d come away crying.

Put a claim in with my car insurance and it’s being collected on the 19th for hailstone dent repairs and I’m getting a courtesy car 🥳 she said they’ve had 80 claims so far for hailstone damage.

So will young has recently moved near where I live and Gareth gates lives in the same town too. How mad is that.

Guys I got an ick when I was hanging up carpenter boys boxers cos they are so small compared to my massive knickers.

I’m seeing eyebrow girl in an hour and she’s married now and there will be nothing to talk about. I’ll just keep asking about how the day went.

Since this heatwave I’ve been feeling really weird I don’t know if it’s lack of sleep or what but I’ve been really hungry, like ravenous. But only since the heatwave begun. I’m super tired cos not sleeping properly but my stomach feels strange like it’s hungry or could it be heartburn I don’t know.

Going to the canaries next week and it’s hotter here than there atm 😫