I will forever be at a loss as to why Americans care about the UK’s royal family

Why does anyone care about them?

Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them

As if my man Ricardo wouldn’t have taken that bullet for his brother

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

I’m dead 😂

That dumb bitch yelling “no” frantically after the victim pulled the gun but making no reaction when the dude was getting robbed deserves to have a miserable life. 

Clown World USA