Gang do we realise how quotable Midnight Burger is?????
Like as someone who collects quotes like shiny objects, it’s got so many stupid (or philosophical) and quotes??????? Like:
“HEEEEEEY WE’RE IN ARIZONAAAAAAA!!”
“WHAT THE FUCK INDEED MY FRIEND”
“I COULD TURN YOU INTO AN ICE CUBE AT THE DROP OF A HAT!”
“Well the jokes on you because you’re not wearing a hat”
“WHY IS THERE YELLING NOW?????”
“JJJJJJJJJAILBREAK MATHAFAHKERS”
“Leif says don’t worry about the tear gas”
“The tear gas????”
“FLOOR IS LAVAAAAA”
“LAZER SAAAAAAW”
“How can they be our enemies when they created square dancing?”
“Lazer saw… >:}” (again)
“Tita for the love of GoBLAHDHSJJDDBE-”
“Kitty, she has punched that horse right in the face”
“Sometimes the best way to skin a cat is to kick down the doors of the edible arrangement building and start shootin’”
(Also a moment of silence for Suffragette Effie)
(And Fiona’s gay awakening being a 1910s suffragette)
























