lemme show ya my ameFISTS

Give her a girlfriend and get back to me

oh shit!!!

but do they die tho?

It’s a dangerous adventure, but none of the lady love interests can die! (Or the guys!)

LOOK AT THIS

Tall girls are great because that is several more inches of lady to be gay for

(I need to remind myself that I made an ic AU Pearl blog)

… you don’t know what a carnival is, do you?

uh…. no, but it sounds fun?

... you don’t know what a carnival is, do you?

EYYYYYY <3

i am SO sorry i haven’t been around as much uH

reclaiming “haha youre gay” as a friendly affirmation between, two gays, is nice actually

EYYYYYY <3

tHE BEE MOVIE’S ALL OVER MY DASH I DO NT WANT IT TAKE IT BACK

p LEASE

give me a first date. give me going to a small town carnival and my muse winning your muse a giant stuffed bear (or your muse showing up my muse and winning them a giant bear). give me going on the ferris wheel and my muse rocking the chair while yours begs them to stop. givE ME WALKING THROUGH A CORNY HAUNTED HOUSE HOLDING HANDS AND EVEN THOUGH The scares are predictable and noT scaRY YOUR MUSE STILL SQUEEZES MY MUSES HAND AND SUBCONSCIOUSLY MOVES CLOSER PLEASE.