amelia.

“Getting up early isn’t my favorite thing to do. I love my sleep, but good on you though! It’s really cool that you can do that.” She shrugged with a small chuckle. “It actually ran away from me before I could walk over and pet it. Such a sad day.”

“ah see, i’ve never been much of a sleeper anyway so i guess that makes more sense. i get that though, most normal people enjoy sleeping more often than not. ah, that’s such a bummer. maybe we should go to the animal shelter and pet all of the animals there to make up for it.”

how many funerals are we gonna have for all the clothes you ruin, a? you gotta step up the pace. i mean, i know you’re little and all but new yorkers don’t give two shits, it’s annoying as fuck. am i gonna have to buy you a scooter or something for your birthday?

“apparently we have to add one more to that list tonight, g. i swear, i’m just about to start wearing paper bags around this place because it’s not safe to wear anything nice outside of my living room. a scooter? hell yeah you can buy me a scooter, i’d ride it everywhere.”

“everyone is in a rush because they’re always late for shit. like if you can’t keep up, maybe you shouldn’t be here. plus, they’re just $300. it’s not like they’re zuhair murad or something vintage that can’t be replaced. or just send them out for dry cleaning and stick coffee guy with the bill. that’s what i would do.”

“ah but you see they are vintage. but not the raggedy vintage that you can get for $20 at the thrift store. plus, i wouldn’t be caught dead in a zuhair murad pantsuit, those things are hideous. if i stuck him with the bill then he would have to know my name and i’d rather that not happen.”

           ❝ i don’t think that’s a thing to be understood. it is what it is, but if you can’t keep up or if it really bothers you there are lots of cities a lot more chill so it’s not like you have to put yourself through it if you don’t like it. i’m pretty sure everyone in the city has either dropped their coffee on someone or had someone drop it on them. ❞

“oh i can definitely keep up i just prefer to actually take in my surroundings instead of worrying about what beyonce is doing on instagram. and i kind of do have to stay because i think my parents might actually kill me if i dropped out of julliard just because someone spilled coffee on me.”

“yeah, i mean, it failed so hard. but amara told me that they actually had a slide, i didn’t even notice. anyway, i’m gonna get a slide set up in my house so i can do it, ‘cause i want to, it’d be so fun. you’re doing it with me.”

“really? they did? well now i’m going to have to go back and rewatch the movie just to see if i notice one now that you’ve pointed it out.”, she nodded. “you are, yeah? well hell yeah, count me in. i’ll gladly come and join you, mar.”

GUESS MY MUSES TURN ONS

SEXUAL SUNDAY

i actually think that blake is the one person i’ve slept with around this joint that people would know of. boring betty, i know.

sexual sunday 

unless having sex while still wearing a halloween costume and the guy wanting you to call them by the character’s name is considered weird i’m not sure i’ve had anything weird happen in bed.