my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue
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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

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if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing
katniss: everyone’s so focused on protecting peeta because they too know how pure hearted he is and believe that he—a boy they’ve never even met before—deserves to survive over them and their friends of literal decades
finnick, to literally everyone else: okay if peeta dies she’s gonna kill all of us and then herself, so hands in, protect bread boy on three-
HOLY SMOKER IM SUCH A JOKER SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON THINGS THAT KEEP ME TIRED AND GIVE ME BINGO WINGS THAT CANNOT FLY BUT KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT WHATS ANOTHER DORITO TO THOSE WHOSE LIFE STILL HASNT STARTED YET
IM 23 AND EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN EXCEPT FOR ME
IM TOO TIRED TO MAKE MY DINNER AND I THINK IM TOO TIRED TO FALL ALSEEP I THINK MY BOYFRIEND HATES ME AND IF IM BEING HONEST THATS NOT DEEP I DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT HIM I CANT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT ME THERES A MISSING PART INSIDE THAT I MISPLACED WHILE GOING FOR ICECREAM
ICECREAM
ALL I EVER DO IS TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IM MISSING MY TIME COLLECTS LIKE A PILE OF DUST IN A CORNER OF THE ROOM WHERE I SPEND ALL MY TIME WHERE I EAT AND SLEEP AND DREAM AND PINE FOR OH THE EIFFEL TOWER ANY KIND OF POWER AT ALL
HOLY SMOKER IM SUCH A JOKER SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON THINGS THAT KEEP ME TIRED AND LEARN TO HATE THE WINGS MY MOTHER GAVE ME OH LORD WHAT A LIFE IM JUST A BARMAID WITH NO LINES THAT LIVES ON CORONATION STREET
IM 23 AND EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN EXCEPT FOR ME
IM 23 AND EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN EXCEPT FOR ME
IM 23 AND EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN EXCEPT FOR ME
OH I CAN FEEL WHAT I HATED IN DREAMS HELP ME NOT HATE MYSELF HELP ME LOVE OTHER PEOPLE OH I’LL WEAR THE BEADS I’LL READ KYRIE ELEISON

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I would say Irish culture is killing it at the moment because we are all a bit traumatised, we have a lot of generational weirdness going on, we have some post-colonial problems, we have a huge housing crisis, the government is a sack of spuds. Also we’re just really funny people who are very creative. It’s really bred into our culture that being creative, being funny, and making the best of a bad situation is the key to survival. We’ve needed to have a lot of survival instincts over the last 800 years, so I think that’s probably why. It’s come into fruition now, but we’ve always been brilliant.
When CMAT said “all I do ever is try to figurе out what I'm missing my time collects like a pile of dust in the corner of the room where I spend all my time where I eat and sleep and dream and pine for oh the Eiffel Tower any kind of power at all”….DAMN
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
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You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
here have a quick sketch of plant angel grace for your consideration

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you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.
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they want to fuck each other so bad it makes them enact increasingly complex crimes against each other in order to prove that they’re actually the one with the power that they’re one DOING the fucking & not the one getting fucked over

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"My name is Cytherea the First," she said. "Lyctor of the Great Ressurection, the seventh saint to serve the King Undying. I am a necromancer and I am a cavalier. I am the vengeance of the ten billion. I have come back home to kill the Emperor and burn his Houses. And Gideon the Ninth..." She walked toward Gideon, and she raised her sword. She smiled. "This begins with you."
I did my best and that's what matters here folks
Gideon from Gideon the Ninth was the strongest soldier for her particular fight because only a jock would have the mental fortitude to remain bitchy against the twin forces of Religious Aesthetic and Goth Society
"This shit is stupid," thank you, Gideon, for never going alt