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this game for ten year olds is too FREAKING hard.

I keep managing to super fall to my super death

I tell myself I want to do letsplays and then I remember I pull this shit and decide not to make a fool of myself

making a fool of yourself and having a nad quality mic are like bread and butter it makes PEAK content

okay but I have a good quality mic... the ingredients aren't there 😔

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

I'm not gay but

this game for ten year olds is too FREAKING hard.

I keep managing to super fall to my super death

I tell myself I want to do letsplays and then I remember I pull this shit and decide not to make a fool of myself

making a fool of yourself and having a nad quality mic are like bread and butter it makes PEAK content

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

S tier tumblr post and also extremely important to remember

I MAY BE A BIT OF A KLEPTOMANIAC. I THINK.

I'm on an evil mission to turn Every Grape into a raisin. I collect grapes, and take them to my lair. I microwave them one by one. 10 minutes per grape

this is ungodly behavior maybe worse then doofenshmirtz

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

I should animate (clueless)