Help! I'm Trapped in a Tumblr Factory!

"furries overuse cheek fluff" okay how about you open up furaffinity front page and see 27647 different art styles people have. Out of all idiotic art discourses anything furry related is often especially pointless because people generalise so much that whatever point is being made disappears. same with that "furries draw animals like dogs" thing that resurfaces every once in a while to make fun of absolutely no one but beginners (isnt that so funny you guys).

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

For anyone wondering: it's called Hyalinobatrachium dianae, and Kermit Frog is one of its actual recognised names (alongside Diane's bare-hearted glass frog)

The best kind of pizza.