Amazing UNHhhh-Tros

I am fully aware that I am not the best singer and this is not the right style of music for me, but I am hoping this could get enough views for someone who can actually sing do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sw6MLdasnc

I'm the flail you use to keep skeletons out of your shower

hes a farmer with 6 teeth and I'm his wife with none

I'm the one sheep you haven't eaten yet

I'm the mayonnaise you had to keep hiding from the ghost of your grand mother's imaginary cat

I'm a pie that your mom gave you that originally was a taco salad

I'm the step mother of the bride who didn't stand when as she  walked down the isle

I'm a troll with daggers for eyes

I'm the disaster in the air

I like to spell it Whyoming

I'm the structural integrity

I'm a cat that is hot and bothered like a 'Lil Caesar's pizza

I'm a pigeon's plus one

I'm an overly hairy baby that made a bar full of people uncomfortable

I'm a hollywood star riddled with rabies

I'm a jar of baby food that is really just barbeque sauce

I'm your friend, the couch