Fuck

Effervescent

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

He’s right and he should say it.

oh MY G-D

(once again, the muppets come through for us)

Cinematic parallels

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

x

Don't ever let them trick you into thinking this was a long time ago

I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon as he heard about the virus for the first time

if that was me I’d be like “shit like this, is EXACTLY why I’m a cave hermit.”

buckle up

help, I’m crying

who wrote this? can I talk to them? are they okay?

Finally, someone said it.