hey.

My boss caught me watching this gif

WHY ARE ALL OF MY RECOMMENDATIONS FURRY PORN NOW???????????????????????????

Is this porn to you ?? ? ?

I think we can all agree on and appreciate the inherent eroticism of being slammed through drywall

Tooshay

It's seriously this. Do it faster, do it better, and do it with less people. Don't worry AI fills the gaps (it doesn't, we are just making worse products)

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

sometimes when two people love each other very much, they don't do anything and nothing happens

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.