Who The Hell Cares?

It has come to my attention via a chronic tumblr user roommate of mine that if I want to get literally anything out of doing this, I should make a pinned post about who I may (or may not) be.

With that said, I am Amano, 19, a 6' heteroflexible cis male from the east coast of the US.

um... what else...... weeb? Yeah, we'll go with that. My favorite show is Overlord, so ye.

I also have a lot of social anxiety, even online, so I am often incredibly formal when doing shit like this. As you can most likely see. I wrote this like I would an email to a professor.

Don’t even know his name, all I know is that he looks to be in his late twenties, usually walks to the store, and uses the motor carts. He came in the other day with a full pan of made hamburger helper, sat on a bench in the vestibule, then left. I don’t think he even took a bite. He was dropped off, went in, sat for 5 minutes, then just walked off.

Supposedly, one of them mimics a bj, but I’ve never actually experienced one, so this should be fun.

All for it to just be so…. bland. Granted, I didn’t get the Chinese scallops, because I didn’t see them at the place, so that may have been it, but even after trying to save it with some chicken bouillon cubes, it still didn’t taste like anything until I added just way too much chili oil.

I’m legit just laying in bed, tired as fuck because I woke up about 18 hours ago, and just feeling my heart ache from me “intentionally” making myself sad again.

Shockingly enough, I haven’t cried. I think the last piece of media to make me cry was the anime Plastic Memories, which I watched 2 years ago, and it still hurts to think about.

Does the pleasure felt from anal play differ from person to person? Like, I’ve tried it a couple of times now, and, like, I just don’t get it? I mean, it’s a different sensation. I just don’t really feel any more pleasure than if I were to just jack off normally, with the exception of the feeling that I’m doing something mildly taboo.

I dunno. I might be doing it wrong, but I also can’t be sure about that.

You give me a big ass burrito, and it is good (which it would be really hard for it to not be), and I will do whatever you want. Can’t promise I’ll do it well, but I will do it regardless.

I really want a burrito, but it’s a holiday tomorrow, so the tex-mex place down at the student center will likely be closed, and I don’t have the money to get something off campus.