That Other Tumblr.

you know what I would be if I was in a video game? that dead body you find at the beginning with like 10 gold

Hollllllaaa at the NPCs of the world

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

can you imagine having your brutal murder described in detail to future generations

this is my new favourite story from history

Another fun part is, when you say “fart” like that as a reply to someone, it’s basically like when you say “bullshit” in English. So Su Dongpo’s friend basically called bullshit on his whole pretentious enlightened-ness.

<3

this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…

This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster to avoid small talk conversation with other competitors and ended up winning the marathon

Yaaas Dianna