Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

Until i read the caption i thought she was just being gay but neither parts dissapoint me

love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

I wish an alarm could send an image to your brain instead of just making a noise

baby girl i have pain in joints unknown even to science

sorry for messing up your mocha caramel lowfat cream frappuccino maam but i just love it when you get mean ....

Can anyone cover my shift on Sunday