crude humor

do u ever think about that one person u thought u would never get over and ur like damn i was so dramatic

early 2000′s self-care

“why are u so shy?” relax i just met you 2 years ago

why are the pigeons so green

chlorophyll

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

eels