i'm doing stuff, lori. things.

And then there were five..

If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.

"After all… I’m agent Grant Ward. I just jumped out of a plane without a parachute on and saved your life!”

You know that romantic notion that all the garbage and the pain is really healing and beautiful and sort of poetic? It’s not. It’s just garbage and it’s pain. You know what’s better? Love. The day that you start thinking that love is overrated is the day that you’re wrong. The only thing wrong with love and faith and belief is not having it.  

IVE SEEN HIM YELL AT TRAFFIC A LOT BUT THIS IS THE BEST ONE

Now, I’m only picking up bits and pieces here, of course. Overprotective mother, forbidden road trip. I mean, this is serious stuff. But let me ease your conscience. This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure, that’s good. Healthy, even.

Andy Dwyer. Security, Sweets, Body Man, Javelin, if need be.

As far as me sticking by your side, I think you know by now I’m not going anywhere.

Someone took it upon themselves to learn every single line of celine dion’s interview with larry king after hurricane katrina.

Who would you like to guest star on your show?

❝Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.❞