Alyustailum, the Gracing Star

two completely different kinds of unfunny people colliding to make one of the funniest things I've ever seen like matter & antimatter

leftist indoctrination = no OSU! for 7 hours

can we stop using sex words to describe enjoying food. no you do not want to fuck the hamburger. or deep throat the ipa.

I want to give the chicken cutlet backshots

We need to stop saying “kys” as an insult. We should replace it with “I hope terminally online weirdos start making unfunny sex jokes about your favorite Pokémon.” It’s real. It’s terrifying. It could happen to anyone.

Something that I have noticed is I know almost nobody my age that goes to a food pantry. I know people who regularly run out of money for food and in general have to eat an unsuitable diet because that’s what they can afford and they still don’t go to a food bank, im not sure if it’s because they’re embarrassed or maybe if you didn’t grow up going you don’t know much about it but if you’re financially struggling I really recommend it. And look into other options for food assistance too like community fridges and gardens and other programs that can assist you, where I live Salvation Army pays for an allotted amount of grocery delivery for low income people every month, in the summer farmers take excess produce to the library to be taken by anyone who needs it, etc. There are a LOT of resources for free food that you can look into especially if you are literally not eating because of your financial situation

Btw if you have dietary restrictions you can often let them know and in many cases they’ll prioritize certain items for you

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

Everyone wants the mistique of fatness or use the language of fatness to denote hotness without actually being fat or acknowledging that fat people or fatness can just be hot.