lys

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

he’s an irredeemable villain to you. he’s my special little princess though

don’t beg, don’t force, keep it gangsta

gg

Date someone who wants your selfies as much as your nudes 😊

eating buttered bread with honey and some cheese like a medieval peasant . this shit is sublime

where did society go wrong . why cant i just eat slices of meat with bread and cheese and butter and honey and fruits . why do i have to nuke something in the microwave

fucking post cancelled i just remembered chuck cutlery boards exist

dear god we boogified scharcookie boards

bougeie-fied

nobody fucking look at me

please let me get that job in algae management

normalize admitting that you care. being nonchalant all the time is overrated.

i’m a sucker for deep talks, i wanna know what makes you, you

there’s something so fucking magical about bookstores and libraries

girls will see the moon everyday and be like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?