Hi, I'm Aly.

At #RoseRevolution with @bloommehk! Come say hi! (at The Repulse Bay)

Almost 30k people out for the Tottenham vs Kitchee match today. Put my cock and ball shirt on to support my #Son (at HONG KONG FOOTBALL CLUB)

Abi: pose and look excited Me: fine but I'm wearing sunglasses and not smiling. Abi: close enough.

I'm so beautiful and serious.

In fairness, we put up with each other. #narcolepsy (at Hong Kong)

One of my favourite beaches in Hong Kong. #lifesabeach (at 石澳泳灘 Shek O Beach)

And so junk boat season begins 👙🍹🛥

When you gotta save Gotham but your narcolepsy gets I the way. (at Hong Kong)

When you get sick on a long weekend and the other half is away on a "no phones stag do" 😢. This is one of my favourite pics of Tom- always happiest with a dog. Any dog. (at Góc của Chiều Xuân)

Blow jobs better than no jobs. Wore this tshirt whilst shouting at beg packers. Lmao dead. (at Hong Kong)

I've never looked at someone the way I look at alcohol. #Truelove #bae (at Phố Cổ Hà Nội)

Cow and chicken- The Remake

Definitely due a visit back to Vietnam soon. Hi chi Minh next or Nha Trang? (at Phố đi bộ Hồ Gươm - Hà Nội)

Yesterday we went to the military museum in Hanoi, and amongst all the interesting artefacts I found myself most fascinated by this mainland Chinese lady and her spectacular poses. (at Vietnam Military History Museum)

If you want to climb all the way up #BrokeBitchMountain but feel like a fancy pants (in a mall), then I'd definitely recommend #PlaitDuJour. Chicken and black truffle terrine was lovely and moist 💦 but even with the other 4- tasty AF- dishes between us (including seafood tower) left me starving and poor. I know French food isn't supposed to have large portions, but for a mall restaurant I just felt a bit meh. The food was good and it's not horribly over priced, however,$125 for a red prawn risotto that has exactly one prawn on is my idea of robbery. (at Pacific Place Hong Kong)

Camera eats first 📸🍤. I always get messages from people visiting HK asking me for food recommendations so I'm going to launch @bongobites, mini food reviews and tips around Hong Kong and@my travels. I go to Vietnam in two days so keep your eyes peeled. 👀👀 (at Plat du Jour Pacific Place)

Lazy Sundays on the harbour front, dabbling in being a pirate. ⚔️ (at Star Ferry Pier - Tsim Sha Tsui)