take it sleazy.

oh god I have a terrible pun and I’m trying to keep myself from posting it but I don’t think I can stop myself

scientists have almost completed building a sex robot but they’re still working out its kinks

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE

this cast is incredible and the movie looks amazing!

I need to see this movie

where’s the pulp fiction poster

Wtf this isn’t edited

i cant believe im actually enjoying a joke made by Staff. 2016 rly throwin curveballs now

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

DRAG THEM NEIL

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

me @ 2016: only two months left you asshole what else you got 2016: clowns have some f uckign clowns you piece of shit fuck you

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

I think it’s disrespectful when you playing a radio station and they play the version of a song that doesn’t have Nicki Minaj

That’s like eating a burger with no meat

For my vegetarians/vegans that’s like eating a PBJ sandwich with no PBJ

For my raw vegans that’s like eating moss without sum dried berries