simply vibin

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”

why you bake me

and on today’s episode of People Do Not Like To Be Wrong

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

she took my DSi XL in the divorce

petition for a live action version of ratatouille where linguine is played by john mulaney and there’s no actual script, they just let him and a rat loose in a kitchen for an hour and a half

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

It’s what Eleanor Shellstrop would have wanted