This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating

The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave

adorable!

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.

“Local Fauna Disagrees with the Dark Lord!” “Voldemort ReVealed!” “Furry Defeats Dark Wizard!”

Wizards are useless

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

Ugh the power is immense.

always

i dedicate hours a day to this exact activity

same with fanfic

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

I want this post everywhere

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

j.k.r. needs like one close friend to sit her down and go: “okay, but, go over this with me again. you decided the evil snake your dark wizard kept as a pet and vessel of his fragmented horrific soul - the one that has to be murdered in order to defeat the evil wizard - is in fact….an asian woman who was cursed to eventually become a beast and monster in her own body. am i getting this right? the asian woman turns into a snake because her bloodline is cursed and then she becomes the pet of a white supremacist with magic. you invented a body curse specifically for turning women into monsters and your first thought was not like, subversion of fairy tale misogyny but….to add a layer of racism? just trying to understand here.” 

I can’t even with JKR anymore. Like, why couldn’t she leave well enough along with the original HP and go on to create some other ‘verse to play in? Instead every year she adds something different to the HP canon that either makes no sense or is incredible offensive. Talk about beating a dead horse…