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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

whenever people say shit like “i couldn’t be polyamorous, i’m so jealous and possessive. if my partner even LOOKS at another girl/guy i’m gonna kick them out of a window” i’m like well you should probably be working on that. like even if you don’t end up doing polyamory it’s probably good to not be like that

it’s so funny how half of us are like “food is sacred and the kitchen is holy ground. to break bread with others is inherently sacrament” and the other half of us are like “my villain origin story is someone looked at me when i was in the kitchen”

If I love you, I will cook for you. If you want me to continue to love and cook for you, stay out of my kitchen.

the table means love, the kitchen means war

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

4 days until wet rat wednesday

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