close quarters bombat

i should be allowed to forcibly vent steam like an overheating robot. why are we waiting around for sweat like some kind of homeostatic pile of ooze. i want to chug a cup of water blast it out of holes in my core and drop my temperature by ten degrees

I understand we all hate the guy who cheated on Meg, but let's not act as if men have sunk to a new low. The last new low for men predates the extinction of the woolly mammoth.

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

Whatever. *Apathetically does a backflip and throws three daggers diagonally down at different angles*

Everyone go home, this is the only acceptable plza meme from now on.

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it