[Smoking weed with Xemnas]
Me: so what's it like being the only black person in the organization
Xemnas: nigga.
Me: I'm just saying, even though you're in charge, the optics are crazy.
Xemnas: nigga. I cannot speak to what you have heard, but as far as I'm concerned Xigbar is one eighth.
Me: Bullshit.
Xemnas: then riddle me this, pawn of light? Why does he put on lotion after every shower?
Me:
Xemnas: I will swear by the light of Kingdom Hearts that I have seen Xigbar singing himself the black Happy Birthday song when he believed no one was looking.
Me: that's. That's impossible. The hair--
Xemnas: that nigga has a conk. you think that's his natural hair? Check the receipts. He buys more Just for Me than your momma in 2002.












