something beautiful is going to happen

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

google, how do i become an expert in indo-european linguistics overnight

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

it took me years to realize when comedians tell a story theyre lying. like you can just lie as long as its funny. but to me it kinda cheapens it if its just creative writing. but i also know i only feel that way due to the autism. i could write some good material but i need to get over myself. how much lying can you do. what if they catch you. what if its too heavily embellished or is just not true at all. my storie

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs put the nerd girls hair up and put her glasses back on and had a strained father/son relationship that ended with them reconciling by finally learning how to engage with each others interests and celebrate their differences and there was the giant evil sentient food as well