wabby's dumb dump

social media promo i would like to see from the victoire: mtv cribs parody and it's just abby roque showing us around the penalty box

I love that people brought the Walter cup out with fucking white gloves on, and they announced how it's pure silver whatever, and then these dirtbag jocks immediately filled the thing with beer and did lesbian communion with it

this is how trinity sees herself

"the most unrealistic thing about project hail mary is that a woman is in charge" WRONG look up the glass cliff. women are much more likely to be promoted to positions of power when things are going poorly and people need a woman to blame. she refers to herself as the "world's whipping boy." the person put in the position to have to commit ecological and humanitarian crimes of that scale in order to save the earth would only ever be a woman.

This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to.

Madelaine, who has been texting her sire non stop to no reply, watching Zaeth get a text from his sire and not respond is facinating

Yeah, yeah 😔 gentleman 🤡 though it, uh 😳 though, if you're picking up on 🏳️‍🌈 any 💖💜💙 it does-- whwswhudfj 💖💛💙 it HAPPENS to be a gentleman 🤢🤮 ha ha 😅🤪 i wish it i WISH it had been a woman 😤💪🏼 dang it! DANGIT!! 🤦🏽‍♀️😭 i mean, STATISTICALLY, right‼️i mean, there's dicks FLYIN 🍆💨 ZOOM! FWOW!! 💥🤯 its hard honestly butthatsthethingishonestly 🙈 i feel like when i see a woman that i'm into 😍🙀 i'm like GOD like the STAKES couldn't be higher 😬😖 what if i disappoint this woman 😫💔 see a man and you're like I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT 🙅🏽‍♀️✋🏽 and they're like MaRrY mE 🙄💍😮‍💨

ana lopez meeting madeline and immediately crashing out about her decision to marry a man is peak queer representation to me

I was crying laughing because Brennan's mannerisms and word choices were such a one-to-one prefect impression of a bi girl talking about her cis-het boyfriend, to a degree that you can tell he probably knows a bunch of those