Time's Usurer

@alreadybehindyou

((Independent RP blog for Lord English, from Homestuck. Click "MORE" up there for more info if you'd like! WARNING: this blog may contain mysogynistic slurs because LE is a dick. M!A STATUS: has an Igglybuff (will evolve the next time he makes it laugh or smile) holding Blazikenite for some reason AND ALSO AN ARCEUS GOOD GOD"))

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ANYWAY.

UNTIL NEXT TIME. SHITLORDS.

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alreadybehindyou

WHAT.

neverendingpuzzlemurders

HEY THERE.

alreadybehindyou

I AM GOING TO PRE-EMPTIVELY SAY. FUCK YOU TOO.

#((SORRY))#neverendingpuzzlemurders

alreadybehindyou

WHAT AM I. AN EARTH BARD?

uracilcherubs-temp

THAT DEPENDS ON IF YOU HAVE THE CODPIECE OR NOT.

alreadybehindyou

OF COURSE I DON'T.

#uracilumbra

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SOUNDS TIGHT AS HELL.

COME NOW ENGLISH.

REGALE US WITH A TALE OF THE BITCHES.

TELL US A NICE KILLIN’ ASSHOLES STORY.

alreadybehindyou

WHAT AM I. AN EARTH BARD?

#uracilumbra

neverendingpuzzlemurders

TOPSPIN.

alreadybehindyou

#POINTS DRAMATICALLY AT THE SKY.#LOOK! LOOK! IT'S THAT NERD AGAIN.

WHAT.

#((I DO STILL HAVE THE OCCASIONAL SPURT OF ACTIVITY...#eventually i'll vanish into the night again #and not show up again for two weeks or something #wah.))#neverendingpuzzlemurders

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YES THAT IS AN ABSOLUTELY AIRTIGHT AND PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION FOR YOUR ABSENCE.

ANYWAY.

HOW’RE THE BITCHES.

alreadybehindyou

IT IS. HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU AGREE.

THE BITCHES ARE GREAT. BOTH IN DISPOSITION. AND IN GIRTH.

#uracilumbra #slurs//

alreadybehindyou

ABSOLUTELY.

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HELLA.

BEEN WRECKING SHIT AND KILLIN TROLLS?

alreadybehindyou

YES.

WHICH IS WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN BOTHERING WITH TUMBLR. YOU SEE.

#uracilumbra

alreadybehindyou

FUCK YOU.

uracilcherubs-temp

THAT’S THE ENGLISH I KNOW.

THE VACAY’S BEEN TREATING YOU NICE I HOPE.

alreadybehindyou

ABSOLUTELY.

#uracilumbra

uracilumbrage replied to your post:DESPITE MY INACTIVITY. I HAVE TWO NEW FOLLOWERS....

EVERYBODY LOVES YOU CHAMP.

FUCK YOU.

#uracilumbrage

l0rd0ft1me

HAPPY 4/13 EVERYONE.

TODAY WE CELEBRATE. THE DEATH OF JOHN’S FATHER. OF ROSE’S MOTHER. OF DAVE’S BRO.

WE ALSO CELEBRATE JACK NOIR’S RISE TO POWER. RESuLTING IN THE DEATH OF THE AFOREMENTIONED PEOPLE.

#WHAT A FANTASTIC DAY.

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DESPITE MY INACTIVITY. I HAVE TWO NEW FOLLOWERS. ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT DAY.

WHICH IS CLEARLY A SIGN. OF MY CONTINUED RELEVANCE AND IMPORTANCE. NOT ONLY ON TUMBLR. BUT ALL OF EXISTENCE AS A WHOLE.

UP YOURS.

#gapingstabwound #heiniousbruiser

redmuseofthyme replied to your post “redmuseofthyme replied to your post:redmuseofthyme replied to your...”

i don't even know what yoU pUt there. nothing? yoU have nothing to say to me? how terribly boring. and here i thoUght yoU were sUpposed to be some cool ass lord. what "rUbbish" right? hee hee.

THERE WAS A PICTURE THERE. YOU IDIOT.

#redmuseofthyme

redmuseofthyme replied to your post:redmuseofthyme replied to your post:uracilumbrage...

t~vut

#redmuseofthyme

redmuseofthyme replied to your post:uracilumbrage replied to your post:uracilumbrage...

i have never seen a post that made more sense than this one right here. bravo.

WHAT.

#redmuseofthyme

uracilumbrage replied to your post:uracilumbrage replied to your post:FRANKLY. I...

i know more aboUt what yoU’re talking aboUt than yoU do, yoU thick skUlled waste of a doomed alternate.

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE ANY KIND OF SENSE?

#uracilumbrage

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uracilumbrage replied to your post:FRANKLY. I BLAME NAEM.

oh, same.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. OR ARE YOU SIMPLY SPOUTING SINISTER BULLSHIT. FOR THE SAKE OF THIS DAY.

#uracilumbrage

FRANKLY. I BLAME NAEM.

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