Al's Digital Shitfest

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

like to charge reblog to cast

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

post CANCELLED everyone GET OUT

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots

i know we joke about tumblr's aging user base but shit. yall are really going through it huh