he're we are....... :)

eating pocky for breakfast bc im alone in my dark creepy lab and no one can stop me

Look behind you

i understand <3

i look weird in that pic please delete

I DONT WANT TO BE A DISUSTING PIG ANY MORE

Ive been horible to everyone in my life because im just another pieece of shit stuck to a ass i was built so fucked up as an idioy so wortglwss im a pest nobody gives 1 fuck about and since im metal + immune to bullets #Execution does not work on me well i guess im stuck forever as a badly fucked shit head

dont do this -alphys

I DO NOT NEED TO BE MEDICATED, EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO DULL MY JOY AND WHIMSY.

WHAT EVEN IS ADDERALL ANYWAY??

Hi Papyrus

me asf -alphys

Today Ralsei Told Me About: The Trans Genders It Sounds Really Cool So I'm Kidnapping Some Peons To Start A Forcefem Basement I'll Keep Y'all Updated On How It Goes

I'm Being Sabotaged Someone Keeps Stealing Estrogen

runs off looking suspiciously estrogen shaped

oooo what's it look like under a microscope?

I gave frisk friendliness pellets with cheese wrapped around them like a dog and they didnt even notice

my hypothesis is that the cheese healed them so it did net zero damage

(Breaking through the icee) I. Return (looks back at muy bed) umb nevermind! Sleep for a million years again 😊 😄

same lil buddy

Get balder!

Ooc: FUCKING TENNA?!?

GET BALDER <3

Get balder!!!

Alphys haters will not make it into heaven.