Alpha Kappa Homo

Vince: what is art? something gay people do to get back at their fathers? maybe

Kev: this friendgroup is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe place for people w half a brain

Kev: is it just me or we all kinda stubid

Nick: *grabs Vince’s hand* no... WE’RE back on our bullshit

Ellis: you deserve to be as incoherent as you want. thatsgayrights.com

Hayden: I’m a stay at home thot

Kev: you know you can die from that? Vince, smoking a cigarette: that’s the point Hayden, drinking alcohol: we’re trying to speed this up. Ellis, eating raw cookie dough: *nods*

Hayden: We’re adults now Ellis: When did that happen? Vince: And how do we make it stop?

Tony: The greatest mistake anyone ever made was letting my develop sentience

Brad: Do you ever get mad at yourself because you are you

Tony: what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

Kev: My advice to everyone is to develop a thick skin but to not lose your softness. Like moisturize spiritually

Tony about Hayden: Do you ever meet someone and you’re just like, you’re too cool to be straight

Nick: there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

Nick: touch starved on main. lovesick fool, absolutely begging for affection on main

Ellis: i don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

AKH, all liberal arts gays: yes i suck at math and im afraid of driving what about it