Alpha Hetero Sigma

I bet you get hard just reading those words, faggot. 

10. Smart people regret not having more fun on their deathbed, dumb people never regret not reading more books on their deathbed

Just drop an ask describing what you’re like now (and, if you’d like, what you’d like to become) and I’ll turn you into a member of the frat!

I’m curious :3

Frat President since the moment he set foot on campus, you’ll never meet anyone dumber than him. He rarely leaves the frat house, since just being around him damages the I.Q. of inferior men. Doesn’t usually convert fags, but he’s the one who decides who’s the next target for recruitment. He mostly concerns himself with getting pussy though, so the decisions tend to get made by his subordinates. His masculine presence was what converted the first few AHSes, making him more or less the frat’s founder.

The stoner of the group, he's easily the horniest in the frat, and that's saying a whole lot. He met Colby at a party his first semester and it broke his brain, leaving a guy who was once happily dating another man mainly thinking about tits and kush. He loves smoking with gay guys, who he usually meets though them being buddies with his hookups, and he really loves what his favorite strain does to their bodies and brains.

The biggest douchebag in the frat, and proud of it. One of the biggest homophobes too, converting fags more than anyone else. He knows that they’re attracted to him, and he uses that to lure them. Once they’ve agreed to suck him off, it’s just a matter of days before they’re just like him: cocky, rude, and obsessed with pussy.

Beloved by everyone on campus, Aaron is the star player and quarterback of the football team. As one of the biggest allies on campus, he’s beloved by every faggot he meets. And they’re right that he’s an ally… in a way. After meeting Colby and getting fixed, he sees how much happier he is without that silly gay lifestyle, and wants to bring that to the campus’ many fags. A lot of gays have fallen prey to his addictive and hypnotic musk when they happened to stumble onto one of his “abandoned” jockstraps!

You wouldn’t know it from the looks of things, but Alpha Hetero Sigma actually has a bisexual member! Well… “bi”. See, most AHS members renounce their previous homosexuality when they join. But Taylor, who had been bi before losing his attraction to men, thought that there could be no better bait for the frat than having an allegedly queer member. Now, he’s a totally self-centered influencer who only dates women, with any man he “dates” being nothing more than a new victim of the frat.

Frat President since the moment he set foot on campus, you’ll never meet anyone dumber than him. He rarely leaves the frat house, since just being around him damages the I.Q. of inferior men. Doesn’t usually convert fags, but he’s the one who decides who’s the next target for recruitment. He mostly concerns himself with getting pussy though, so the decisions tend to get made by his subordinates. His masculine presence was what converted the first few AHSes, making him more or less the frat’s founder.

The stoner of the group, he's easily the horniest in the frat, and that's saying a whole lot. He met Colby at a party his first semester and it broke his brain, leaving a guy who was once happily dating another man mainly thinking about tits and kush. He loves smoking with gay guys, who he usually meets though them being buddies with his hookups, and he really loves what his favorite strain does to their bodies and brains.

The biggest douchebag in the frat, and proud of it. One of the biggest homophobes too, converting fags more than anyone else. He knows that they’re attracted to him, and he uses that to lure them. Once they’ve agreed to suck him off, it’s just a matter of days before they’re just like him: cocky, rude, and obsessed with pussy.

Beloved by everyone on campus, Aaron is the star player and quarterback of the football team. As one of the biggest allies on campus, he’s beloved by every faggot he meets. And they’re right that he’s an ally… in a way. After meeting Colby and getting fixed, he sees how much happier he is without that silly gay lifestyle, and wants to bring that to the campus’ many fags. A lot of gays have fallen prey to his addictive and hypnotic musk when they happened to stumble onto one of his “abandoned” jockstraps!

Frat President since the moment he set foot on campus, you’ll never meet anyone dumber than him. He rarely leaves the frat house, since just being around him damages the I.Q. of inferior men. Doesn’t usually convert fags, but he’s the one who decides who’s the next target for recruitment. He mostly concerns himself with getting pussy though, so the decisions tend to get made by his subordinates. His masculine presence was what converted the first few AHSes, making him more or less the frat’s founder.

The stoner of the group, he's easily the horniest in the frat, and that's saying a whole lot. He met Colby at a party his first semester and it broke his brain, leaving a guy who was once happily dating another man mainly thinking about tits and kush. He loves smoking with gay guys, who he usually meets though them being buddies with his hookups, and he really loves what his favorite strain does to their bodies and brains.

The biggest douchebag in the frat, and proud of it. One of the biggest homophobes too, converting fags more than anyone else. He knows that they’re attracted to him, and he uses that to lure them. Once they’ve agreed to suck him off, it’s just a matter of days before they’re just like him: cocky, rude, and obsessed with pussy.

Frat President since the moment he set foot on campus, you’ll never meet anyone dumber than him. He rarely leaves the frat house, since just being around him damages the I.Q. of inferior men. Doesn’t usually convert fags, but he’s the one who decides who’s the next target for recruitment. He mostly concerns himself with getting pussy though, so the decisions tend to get made by his subordinates. His masculine presence was what converted the first few AHSes, making him more or less the frat’s founder.

The stoner of the group, he's easily the horniest in the frat, and that's saying a whole lot. He met Colby at a party his first semester and it broke his brain, leaving a guy who was once happily dating another man mainly thinking about tits and kush. He loves smoking with gay guys, who he usually meets though them being buddies with his hookups, and he really loves what his favorite strain does to their bodies and brains.