âI donât care about dumb weed jokes,â I said naively, before I saw this
Acquired Stardust
taylor price
cherry valley forever

Kiana Khansmith
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

Not today Justin

Kaledo Art
Claire Keane
AnasAbdin


shark vs the universe

izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything

@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Love Begins
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âI donât care about dumb weed jokes,â I said naively, before I saw this

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when you die and go to hell this is what the devil plays while kicking your ass
Ohhhhhhhhhh
i am not taking questions at this time
âi can leave the door open while iâm cleaning my bathroom,â i reasoned to myself. âsurely my beloved cat, Meatball, isnât dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Cloroxâ
i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

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(from the âDodge a Bulletâ episode of Mythbusters)
*wind rustles*
*bullet fires, replays, funky music starts jammin*
Jamie: âIâŚdodged it!â
Adam:Â âáľáľáľáľáľá´źá´źá´źá´źOOOOOá´źá´źá´źá´źáľáľáľáľáľâ
*funk maxes*
what the fuck is wrong with this child
Iconic
This is probably one of the best moments in Spongebobâs history.
Concept: Widowmaker, but she visited a chiropractor.Â
Get a load of this guy
Youâre RUINING the LORE by ROBBING her of her CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED TACTICAL ASS

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Free worldbuilding idea:
Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.
âAre you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I donât trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.â
âYeah I was in the circle that made Alstonâs Divine Circle of Teleportation. Thereâs some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. Itâs way safer.â
âI call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? âMedium Conduit Ruinic Circlesâ? Thatâs just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they donât even interact with each other.â
âIâve been looking at this scroll all morning and Iâm 90% sure that the scribe didnât even look at the standard for pyromancies.â
âHelp Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?â *indistinct vocals* âDave, Iâve seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support.â
âI canât get this fucking spell to work, Jane, can you look it?â
*passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence*
âI think you missed a bookend rune right here-â
âGODS DAMN IT! ITâS ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!â *angrily scribbles on parchment*
(It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works)
I donât play wizards anymore because theyâre too much like my day job.
Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake.
You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is!
Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. Itâs just explaining to Firewing what youâre trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that youâve been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT!
ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, itâs my field of expertiseÂ
What is the difference? Please learn me a thing
cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop
leopards got filling. itâs cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit.Â
then thereâs jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what ifâMAW DOTS. itâs just leopard print with dots in the middle, itâs chaos
look at this bullshit
iâm angry just looking at it
so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar
C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, iâve done enough work for you greedy bastards
Cats love jazz
there it is
home made poster of zelda breath of the wild , inspired by the art of ghibli movies :)
Unmute
Unmute
OH MY FUCKING GOD

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I LOVE THIS MAN YOU DONâT EVEN KNOOOW
Planktonâs VA:Â âMy name is Plankton. Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day! You come down, and weâll shuff your face full of shit! [laughs] Iâm just kidding, donât come to the Chum Bucket. Itâs horrible. Horrible!â
This is all i ever wanted, to hear plankton say âfuckâ
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