miracle aligner

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

@alpenlibae

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

me 2 me: anything u want princess

The power of fun literally cannot be understated. I am a big creature of habit and ritual, as I always will be, but without an element of novelty I feel so deprived. It’s for this reason that I’ve attached so asymmetrically to people and situations that introduce some sort of newness and unpredictability into my life. I am not one of those people who thrive solely off having a clearly defined schedule and seeing the same people all day long. I crave academic (and personal) challenge, but I also crave novelty. I need to marry both in my life or else I’m miserable. It also goes a long way to explain why I find I’m attracted to ambivalent people. What’s your favorite moisturizer

Need her bouncing on it in her prettiest lingerie

I need a man starving to death locked up in my cage that I built myself. It is big enough for a fully grown man to stand upright in as long as under 6'3 and shoulders within normal range. There is no key and can only be yanked open from the outside. I choose you and I've grabbed your IP address to find you for the cage ok?